Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Muslim Man

in Racist Jokes
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Question: What do you call a Muslim man, with a backpack, on a bus?
Answer: A normal everyday passenger, you racist.

The Bible

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+77 -58

I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.

Black People

in Racist Jokes
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I was gonna make a joke about black people but I guess I’ll have to slave it for later.

Connecting The Dots

in Racist Jokes
+41 -24

Q. How do Hindus connect the dots?
A. They butt heads!

Beijing

in Racist Jokes
+39 -22

A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.