Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Mar

Long

By John2

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+44 -22

Q. What’s long, black and dangerous?

A. The queue at KFC.

May

Indian

By Deepa

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Indian Jokes

+103 -82

Q. What do you call an Indian person who isn’t very well?
A. Sikh

Jun

Cincinnati Zoo

By Dave

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+107 -87

New footage has emerged from the Cincinnati Zoo showing Harambe the silver-back gorilla looking after the small boy who fell into his enclosure. In recognition of this Harambe has now been posthumously awarded African American Father Of The Year 2016.

Mar

Arabic Thief

By Daws

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Arab Jokes

+75 -55

Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

Aug

Love Scotland

By George

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes

Tags: Gay Jokes

+150 -130

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Feb

Korean Girlfriend

By Kim Jong ill

in Racist Jokes

+63 -43

My Korean girlfriend made a pie from Scratch this weekend. I’m gonna miss that dog.