Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Camels

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Lightbulb

in Racist Jokes
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How many Africans does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no reason.

Milk

in Racist Jokes
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Why is a good glass of milk like a good women?

Because the best ones are white and 2% fat.

Hundred Flies

in Racist Jokes
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How do you kill a hundred flies in one hit?
Hit a African child with a shovel!

Ethiopian Girlfriend

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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Q. What’s the best thing about having an Ethiopian girlfriend?
A. You know she’ll swallow.