Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

iPhone

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Think there’s a problem with my iPhone. The battery dies quicker than a black guy in the back of a police van.

Long And Hard

in Racist Jokes
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What’s long and hard for white people but short and relaxed for Asians?

A maths exam.

Racist Teacher

in Racist Jokes
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Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?

Because I’m White and he’s Wong

Stupid Racism

in Racist Jokes
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Racism is such a stupid thing. Why can’t humans and black people just learn to get along?

Racist Attacker

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.

Female Stalker

in Racist Jokes
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Moved to China last week and I think I’ve got a female stalker.
I’ve seen her about a ten million times already today.