Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Black Hitch-Hiker

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Q. What do you call a black hitch-hiker?
A. Stranded.

Black Friday

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Can’t believe how cheap everything is on Black Friday, feels like I’m stealing. I guess that’s how the day got its name.

Ebay Advert

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### For Sale ###

French WW2 Rifle
Never been fired
Dropped once.

Black Paint

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Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”

Tourette’s

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My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now.  I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.