Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

German Food

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Q. Why do Jews hate German food?

A. It gives them gas!

Things Blacks Can’t Get

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What are two things that a black man can’t get?

Answer- A black eye and a fat lip.

German Plumber

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I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.

Attention Deficit Disorder

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Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder.
He got put into a concentration camp.

Run Faster

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I heard blacks run faster so I got some black paint and painted my laptop. Now it doesn’t work.