Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Self-Defense

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Recently starting going to a French self-defense class. I can’t believe how tiring it is. I’ve never done so much running in all my life.

Asian Women

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Q. Why do Asian women have small breasts?

A. Because their parents only allow A’s.

Laying on Beach

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What do you call black people laying on the beach?

An oil spill.

Starbucks

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Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?

A. Because Hebrews great coffee.

Mexico

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Q: What is Mexico’s favorite sport.
A: Cross-country.

Police Man

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Starting my first day as a Police man tomorrow and I don’t know how I’m gonna deal with black people.

I guess I’ve just got to give it my best shot.