Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Holiday

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Can’t believe how dark my skin is after going away on holiday. Think I might go out and steal a car.

Black Men

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What do black men do after sex?
About 15 years to life.

Indian Women

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Q.Why do Indian women have a red dot on their forehead?
A. It helps with aiming.

Gay Jew

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Q. What do you call a gay Jew?
A. A Heblew

Primary School

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The following took place in a primary school.

Teacher: Ok class put your hand up if you know anything about police officers???
*Students raise their their hands*
Teacher: You only have to put one hand up Tyrone.

White

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What is white and covers the streets first thing in the morning? Employed people.