26May Attacked By BillyW in Animal Jokes +53 -26 Someone attacked me last night with a bat. I was really impressed with how well he trained it.
22Aug Shark By Stevo in Animal Jokes +60 -34 Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.
14Jul Allergic By Jakes23 in Animal Jokes Tags: Chinese Jokes +53 -28 Recently found out I’m allergic to cats. That’s the last time I eat at a Chinese restaurant.
24May ChinChilla By Dave in Animal Jokes +36 -13 Just bought a chinchilla. That should hopefully keep my chin nice and cool in all this heat.
15Jul Dog Show By Dave in Animal Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes, Wife Jokes +188 -167 I took my wife to a dog show last week, she finished in 3rd place.
26Mar Horse By Derez in Animal Jokes +59 -39 A horse walks into a bar… The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.