Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Camels

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Four Legs

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What has four legs and says boo?
A cow with a cold.

Zoo

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Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.

It was bread in captivity.

Cows

in Animal Jokes
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef

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