Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Pringles Holder

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Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Egg Farm

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Q. Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

A. Because he had a crack addiction.


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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef


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Just bought a chinchilla.
That should hopefully keep my chin nice and cool in all this heat.

Petting Zoo

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Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,


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Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.

It was bread in captivity.