Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Petting Zoo

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Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,

Four Legs

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What has four legs and says boo?
A cow with a cold.

Zoo

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Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.

It was bread in captivity.

Cows

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef

Horse

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A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says “Why the long face?”

The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.

ChinChilla

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Just bought a chinchilla.
That should hopefully keep my chin nice and cool in all this heat.