27Jan Private Number Plates By Dave in Animal Jokes +17 -65 I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.
06Dec New Puppy By Dave in Animal Jokes +33 -88 Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.
22Dec Long Face By RobinB in Animal Jokes +31 -102 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”
01Sep Cat Food By SteveA in Animal Jokes +42 -160 Cat food shouldn’t include beef or tuna. They’re too big for cats to eat in the wild. It should only be made of mice, birds and dead pensioners.