Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Vegans

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I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.

Camels

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Chicken rest

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Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!

Egg Farm

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Q. Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

A. Because he had a crack addiction.

Pringles Holder

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Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Attacked

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Someone attacked me last night with a bat.

I was really impressed with how well he trained it.