Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Sep

Wedding Video

By Dave

+66 -22

Just watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where she takes off the ring, walks back down the isle and drives away

Nov

Doggy Style

By Pete

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes

+240 -200

Managed to have sex with my girlfriend for 1 hour 30 minutes doggy style last night. That’s 4 minutes in human time.

Jan

Cats

By Herandez

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+103 -65

Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites.

1. Cats are covered in body hair.
2. Cats don’t listen.
3. Cats don’t come in when you call.
4. Cats stay out all night.
5. Cats like to be left alone and sleep all day.

Jan

Trunks

By alisa

in Animal Jokes

+93 -58

Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up

May

Job Interview

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+61 -29

Just had the following conversation in a job interview.

Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: Well, I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.

Aug

Zebra

By Doug

in Animal Jokes

+180 -153

Q. Why did the zebra beat the horse at chess?
A. Because it’s a-frican genius.