Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.
24
Dec

Four Legs

By Chris
in Animal Jokes
+83 -63

What has four legs and says boo?
A cow with a cold.

01
Jun

Cincinnati Zoo

By Dave
in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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+107 -87

New footage has emerged from the Cincinnati Zoo showing Harambe the silver-back gorilla looking after the small boy who fell into his enclosure. In recognition of this Harambe has now been posthumously awarded African American Father Of The Year 2016.

02
Jul

Egg Farm

By Steve
in Animal Jokes
+73 -54

Q. Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

A. Because he had a crack addiction.

20
Jul

Pringles Holder

By JimC
in Animal Jokes
+54 -36

Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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