Just bought a chinchilla. That should hopefully keep my chin nice and cool in all this heat.
What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs? A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.
A traffic warden tried to give me a ticket today for parking in a disabled space.
I said “Why don’t you go f*ck yourself you c*nt, I’ve got Tourettes”.
Yo mama is so ugly she can’t even attract mosquitos!
You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.
My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.