Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. It’s OK though, it wasn’t my relationship.
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁
Men wake up erect and women wake up yawning…coincidence? I think not.
The following conversation took place in a library.
Customer: Do you have a book on Tourette’s symdrome? Librarian : F*ck off you c*nt! Customer: Yes, that’s the one!
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet. Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.