Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.
Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”
My wife just left me for an Indian guy. I think he’ll treat her well because I I heard they worship cows.
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French WW2 Rifle Never been fired Dropped once.
Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Q. Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers? A. Because prostitutes can wash their crack and resell it.