Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’? A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.
Just decided on my new career, I’m going to be a reverse stripper. My plan is to become really fat, get completely naked, and then force people to pay me to put my clothes back on.
Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together. I shit you knot.
People call me Dave, but you can call me Tonight!
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet. Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.
The following conversation took place while on holiday.
Husband: Do you want to have sex? Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember? Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.