My wife just left me for an Indian guy. I think he’ll treat her well because I I heard they worship cows.
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French WW2 Rifle Never been fired Dropped once.
Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
I’m so ugly my favorite sexual position is facing a computer screen.
Q. Why did the zebra beat the horse at chess? A. Because it’s a-frican genius.