Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”
My wife just left me for an Indian guy. I think he’ll treat her well because I I heard they worship cows.
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French WW2 Rifle Never been fired Dropped once.
Men wake up erect and women wake up yawning…coincidence? I think not.
The following conversation took place in a library.
Customer: Do you have a book on Tourette’s symdrome? Librarian : F*ck off you c*nt! Customer: Yes, that’s the one!
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.