Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Beautiful Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+95 -59

Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can… 4/10.

Horrifying Statistic

in Relationship Jokes
+74 -38

A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!

Girlfrien Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+115 -79

Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?

I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.

Next Girlfriend

in Pick Up Lines
+86 -50

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
+106 -70

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Health Check

in General Jokes
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Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.

Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers?
Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.