Moved to China last week and I think I’ve got a female stalker. I’ve seen her about a ten million times already today.
Can’t believe how cheap everything is on Black Friday, feels like I’m stealing. I guess that’s how the day got its name.
What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.
Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.
I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.