Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…
Well that explain it all now doesn’t it
Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”
Moved to China last week and I think I’ve got a female stalker. I’ve seen her about a ten million times already today.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the zoo people kept trying to feed her.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up
If women could read minds men would get slapped every 2 seconds.