Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Stupid Racism

in Racist Jokes
+400 -363

Racism is such a stupid thing. Why can’t humans and black people just learn to get along?

Bank

in General Jokes
+66 -29

Just been fired from my new job at the bank.

An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.

Tree Carving

in Surreal Jokes
+50 -13

Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.

Beautiful Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+95 -59

Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can… 4/10.

Horrifying Statistic

in Relationship Jokes
+74 -38

A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!

Girlfrien Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+115 -79

Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?

I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.