Racism is such a stupid thing. Why can’t humans and black people just learn to get along?
Just been fired from my new job at the bank.
An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.
Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can… 4/10.
A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!
Hi, wanna be my girlfrien?
I didn’t put the ‘d’ because you’ll get that later.