Just been fired from my new job at the bank.
An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.
Why do some people think it’s cute when lovers carve their names into a tree? I personally think taking a knife on a date is a bit creepy.
A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!
Men who say that a woman’s place is in the kitchen are making a big mistake, that’s where the knives are kept.
Hypocrisy – When a Jehovahs Witness doesn’t celebrate Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their doors.
Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.