Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Racist Attacker

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+141 -105

Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.

Vegetables

in Disabled Jokes
+115 -80

What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.

Wishing Well

in Relationship Jokes
+52 -17

Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.

Chap Stick

in Relationship Jokes
+44 -9

Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.

Great Power

in Surreal Jokes
+84 -49

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Vegans

in Animal Jokes
+91 -56

I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.