The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought seaweed was something spongebob smokes.
I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can… 4/10.
Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.
I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.