Don’t you just hate it when your clothes mysteriously vanish and you get arrested for being half-naked in public. That’s the last time I ever wear Bermuda shorts again.
Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?
A. There’s always some cunt who wins.
Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.
I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.
Why did Mohammed cross the road? Because he’s a really great guy and was doing some important charity work.
Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star? His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.