My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.
I like to call my penis ‘The Pizza’. Not because it’s twelve inches, but because its covered in cheese, and the occasional mushroom.
Apparantly some butch lesbians have now started taking viagra to become harder!!
Can you send me a message because then I can tell my friends I’ve received a message from an angel?
Wow I bet you could breastfeed a whole nursery of babies.
Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.