There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:
He’s black.
Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?
Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
Just had a great idea to create an app for unemployed people called Poke-Job. You just have to walk to the nearest unemployment office and try to catch a Jobisaur or a Careerichu.
Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.
Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?
A: Nazi !!!