Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.
I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.
Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.
Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.
Q. Why do gays make the best dads? A. Because they know where all the parks are.
I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.