Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gay Adoption

in General Jokes
+5 -34

Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.

Orphanage Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -44

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Chinese Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -40

I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.

Experimenting

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -39

Spent the whole of last night experimenting with drugs.

I put acid into my wife’s tea.

Ugly

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -34

I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.

Cigarette

in Political Jokes
+18 -47

Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.