Man: How big are your lips? Woman: *Gives some sort of response* Man: No, I mean your other lips.
What’s brown and sticky? Anal
There’s two things I hate about my son’s new partner:
He’s black.
Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?
Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
Is it normal for your ass to bleed?