How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.
Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.
I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.
Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.