Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sun Tan

in Racist Jokes
+61 -133

How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+19 -91

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.

Newborn Baby

in General Jokes
+13 -86

I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.

Indian Lesbian

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+76 -157

Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta

Bubblegum

in General Jokes
+32 -118

Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.

Mona Lisa

in Racist Jokes
+25 -120

Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.