I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.
Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet? A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.
Hi, I need your help. I took some Viagra 3 hours ago and I’ve only got 2 hours left before it wears off.
My parents recently died in a tragic plane crash. Am I still allowed to watch PG movies?
The following conversation took place in a park.
Person 1 “Is that ur dog?” Person 2 “No I had to adopt him. I spent years trying to make one but in the end wasn’t able to conceive.”
Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.
It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.