Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Weed

in Yo Mama Jokes
+9 -37

Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t smoke weed, she deep fries it.

Racist

in Racist Jokes
+10 -38

I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.

Cat Flap

in Animal Jokes
+26 -54

Q. How do you make a cat flap?
A. Throw it off a cliff.

Black Jews

in Racist Jokes
+97 -125

Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.

Viagra Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -51

Hi, I need your help. I took some Viagra 3 hours ago and I’ve only got 2 hours left before it wears off.

Tragic Plane Crash

in General Jokes
+8 -36

My parents recently died in a tragic plane crash. Am I still allowed to watch PG movies?