Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t smoke weed, she deep fries it.
I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.
Q. How do you make a cat flap? A. Throw it off a cliff.
Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet? A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.
Hi, I need your help. I took some Viagra 3 hours ago and I’ve only got 2 hours left before it wears off.
My parents recently died in a tragic plane crash. Am I still allowed to watch PG movies?