Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chinese Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -40

I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.

Experimenting

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -39

Spent the whole of last night experimenting with drugs.

I put acid into my wife’s tea.

Ugly

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -34

I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.

New Diaper

in General Jokes
+12 -41

Have you heard about the new diaper that has been released by Apple? It’s called the iPoo.

Cigarette

in Political Jokes
+18 -47

Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.

Asda Delivery

in Political Jokes
+14 -43

Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.