Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.
What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love? Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)
I love minorities. My wife is actually an intelligent woman.
Wooh wooh did an earthquake just happen or did you just rock my world?
Yo mama is so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds custard.
Yo mama is so fat her doctor couldn’t find her ass.