The Best Funny Cat Jokes

Cats

in Animal Jokes
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If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?

Drink Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!”
Woman: “Why?”
Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”

Cats breakfast

in Animal Jokes
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What do cats love to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

Followed Home

in Disabled Jokes
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Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk

Cat Ball

in Animal Jokes
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Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.

Cigarettes and Cats

in Animal Jokes
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Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?

A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.