Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Compassion

in General Jokes
+12 -38

Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.

Gay Agenda

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -46

I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.

Dog In Korea

in Animal Jokes
+20 -46

Q. What is the most popular name for a dog in Korea?
A. Starter

Restaurant

in General Jokes
+18 -44

Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant.

Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get?
Waiter: Fucked!

Katy Perry

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -42

Q. What do Katy Perry and B&Q (Home Depot) have in common?
A. They can both give you wood.

Hot Dogs

in General Jokes
+14 -40

Why do they call hot dogs, hot dogs? Shouldn’t they be called, hot hogs?