I come from a small family. I’m the youngest of three, my parents are both older.
If God didn’t want people to jack-off why did give us long arms?
My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.
If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under.
I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.
Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle? A. Bike-curious.