The following conversation took place at a dentists.
Dentist: Say Ahhh!! Patient: Why? Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.
I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?
Hi, I was just wondering if you have low standards?
A blind man walks into a bar.
Decided to have a posh wank today.
The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.
Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.