Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Long Face

in Animal Jokes
+31 -98

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”

Bar

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+115 -183

A Muslim walks into a bar.

Lots of people get killed.

Tampon

in Racist Jokes
+18 -87

Q: How do you know if a black girl is pregnant?

A: When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is picked

Vegetables

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+65 -135

My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+19 -91

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.

Sun Tan

in Racist Jokes
+60 -133

How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.