A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”
A Muslim walks into a bar.
Lots of people get killed.
Q: How do you know if a black girl is pregnant?
A: When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is picked
My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.
Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.
How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.