Just did a great prank on my Grandma, I replaced all her sugar with cocaine.
If your wet-wipes get dry pour some water on them to make them wet again.
Went on a flight with BA last night which was a total nightmare, he really hates flying.
My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.
Yo mama is so fat, when she cries butter come out her eyes instead of tears .
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.