Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jan

Sat Nav

By Frank

in General Jokes

+2 -28

Just got a Sat Nav for bachelors. After every turn you get a new woman.

Mar

unnatual birthdays

By lone ninja

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+8 -35

yo mama so fat people will think everyday is her birthday

Feb

Valentines Lamppost

By RobK

in General Jokes

+17 -44

You know you’ve had a bad Valentine’s Day when the lamppost by the pub gets more cards and flowers than you.

Jul

Jewish Blood

By OliverT

in Political Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+23 -50

Just found out that I have Jewish blood in my family. My German grandfather was a scientist in the 1940s and he has a load of lab equipment in his basement.

May

Small Staircase

By Dave

in General Jokes

+27 -54

How to climb a small Staircase.

Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
Step 7

Jan

Being Single

By Don Juan

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -46

Fed up of being single? Fed up of dating websites? I’ve now developed the perfect strategy that is guaranteed success. Just lower your standards. My new girlfriend is actually a coconut sellotaped to a mop.