Q.Why do Indian women have a red dot on their forehead? A. It helps with aiming.
I remember in the old days when people used to get mad if you read their diary. Now people put everything online and get mad when you don’t read it.
I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.
Just been pulled over by a cop. He said ‘can you identify yourself sir’ so I pulled out a mirror and said ‘yep that’s me!’
I’ve lost my home, I’ve lost control and I can’t see any escape. Definitely time to get a new keyboard.
Q. What do you call a gay Jew? A. A Heblew