My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, “Don’t be silly, Somewan-Yourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?”
What do you call a black hitchhiker? An escaped convict.
Just bought some venison from the supermarket, its dead deer.
I used to work as a mechanic fixing jet-ski engines at my local Sea World Center but I got fired after blowing a seal.
Yo mama is so dirty the only reason she wears underwear is to keep her ankles warm.
Brr, its cold today! Can I warm my hands with your heaving breasts?