Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Italian Restaurant

in General Jokes
+28 -48

Just had the following conversation at my local Italian restaurant.

Waitress: Sorry for keeping you waiting sir.
Me: That’s ok. Did you know that this salt pot contains 22,358 individual grains of salt?

Uncle

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -48

My uncle once ejaculated on me. Glad I got that off my chest.

Terrible Day

in Political Jokes
+26 -46

I’ll never forgot 9/11, it was a terrible day but sometimes beautiful surpises can bloom from tragic seeds. For example, my house actually climbed 2 places in the list of world’s tallest buildings.

Doctor Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -37

Are you a doctor?? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Polluting the Earth

in Political Jokes
+25 -45

The level of pollution in the world today is becoming unbearable. I feel ashamed to be human. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.

Christmas

in General Jokes
+36 -56

Why is Christmas just like your job?

Because after you do all the work the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.