Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Al Qaeda

in Political Jokes
+10 -30

Al Qaeda made a huge mistake knocking down both Twin Towers. Just think how embarrassing it would be only having one Twin Tower.

Paedophile beards

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -35

Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

Younger Brother

in General Jokes
+19 -39

My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.

Peter Pan

in Surreal Jokes
+40 -60

What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Pope

in Religious Jokes
+14 -34

Why is the popes hat so big? ….. so he can hide little boys.

Best chat up line

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -28

Best chat up line ever which never fails, it is, don’t scream b*tch i have a knife.