Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Magician

in General Jokes
+6 -35

Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
A. Ian

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+6 -35

The following conversation took place in a park.

Person 1 “Is that ur dog?”
Person 2 “No I had to adopt him. I spent years trying to make one but in the end wasn’t able to conceive.”

Omega 3

in General Jokes
+29 -58

Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.

It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.

McDonalds Pick UP Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -41

Is your body from McDonalds?

…… Because you’re fat.

Earthquake Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+19 -48

Wooh wooh did an earthquake just happen or did you just rock my world?

Recycle

in Political Jokes
+17 -46

I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.