Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.


in Racist Jokes
+22 -77

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!


in Dirty Jokes
+10 -65

I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.

New Puppy

in Animal Jokes
+28 -84

Just got back home from holiday and my new puppy has caused a lot of problems. It shat everywhere, ripped all the furniture and then starved to death.

Health Problems

in Yo Mama Jokes
+6 -63

You’re mama is so fat that we’re all really concerned for her health!

Mom Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -73

Hi, my mom says I am kind of a big deal.

Sexy Politics

in Political Jokes
+3 -62

Can’t believe how sexy politics has become since Barack Obama took office. When he was on the TV the other day I think I must have jerked off about 3 times.