Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.
Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.
Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.
My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.
What do you call a Paki in a skip?