Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Amazon

in General Jokes
+7 -26

Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !

Pencil humor

in Surreal Jokes
+11 -30

What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.

Onions Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -37

Your face makes onions cry.

German Market

in Racist Jokes
+60 -79

Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -26

Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.

Candle Holder

in General Jokes
+21 -40

Went to the supermarket today to find a candle holder but they didn’t have one so I decided to buy a cake instead.