Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sterotypes

in Racist Jokes
+106 -171

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.

Vegetables

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+61 -129

My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.

Long Face

in Animal Jokes
+28 -97

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -89

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.

Bar

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+103 -175

A Muslim walks into a bar.

Lots of people get killed.

Bubblegum

in General Jokes
+29 -106

Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.