Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -62

Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
A. Joobs.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+36 -75

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+45 -84

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Stairs

in Racist Jokes
+65 -105

Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Terrorists

in Political Jokes
+22 -62

My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+15 -55

What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging