A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.
My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”
Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.
A Muslim walks into a bar.
Lots of people get killed.
Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?