Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks by making haunted houses illegal.
Q. What’s the difference between 5 black men and a joke A. Your mama can’t take a joke
Can’t believe how much my TV lies. Put my pet turtles in the microwave earlier today and they still can’t do any Karate.
Fat lives matter as well you know. Please open the Goddamn buffet!
Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.
Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot??