Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

Postman

By Johnny

in General Jokes

+28 -47

Just got fired from my job as a postman for throwing letters in the trash. What did they expect? On my CV I clearly stated that I was the Bruce Lee of laziness with a black belt in partial arts.

Feb

Gay Irish

By Murphy

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+37 -56

Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?

A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Aug

Cup Of Tea

By AlanW

in Dirty Jokes

+26 -45

Just had a cup of tea with some Viagra sprinkled in it. It doesn’t really taste any different but its great at stopping your biscuits going soft.

Jan

Testing Beds

By Clare

in Dirty Jokes

+13 -32

I used to have a job testing beds or ‘prostitution’ as some people call it.

Apr

Amazon

By Stevo

in General Jokes

+7 -26

Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !

Feb

Pencil humor

By Jeffrey lorenger

in Surreal Jokes

+11 -30

What do you call a pencil that can take a crap? A number 2 pencil.