Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything? A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.
My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex. Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”
Did you know that every market in Africa is a black market?
A recent scientific study has found that having sex burns a large amount of calories. This is especially true when you do it without consent and you have to run away.
Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?
A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Q. What’s the difference between a dead tramp and roadkill? A. Roadkill has the skid marks on the front.