Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency
Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.
Just seen a bishop walking in the street which was strange because he wasn’t walking diagonally.
Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.
Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.