The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Husband: Honey, can you smell that? Wife: No. Husband: Exactly I can’t either so get in the kitchen and start cooking.
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake!
Mexicans have been complaining recently about Trumps wall, they really need to get over it.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
Why does Usain Bolt suffer from relationship problems?
Because he always comes first.
How do you find a blind man in the nudest colony? It ain’t hard.