Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Tuna

in Animal Jokes
+4 -21

Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

Star Sign

in Surreal Jokes
+13 -30

My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really…

She was killed by an angry goat.

Stephen Hawking

in Disabled Jokes
+27 -44

World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.

Doctor Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -29

Hi, is your dad a doctor??? because I prefer my kidnap victims to have rich parents.

Happy Valentines Day

in Disabled Jokes
+12 -29

Just because I’m dyslexic doesn’t mean I don’t layve you.

So Ugly

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -25

You’re so ugly you’re mother had morning sickness after you were born.