Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

So Big Chatup Line

By Tom

in Pick Up Lines

+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

Jun

Long-Term

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+6 -23

I heard women find men in long-term relationships more attractive than men who are single so I’ve decided to move into a 1 bedroom apartment with my mum.

Nov

Tuna

By The Judge

in Animal Jokes

+4 -21

Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

Feb

Argument

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+77 -94

The following argument took place between a black person and a white person.

White Person: What’s your problem assh*le? It’s a shame black people can’t take a take a joke as well as they take old ladies handbags.
Black Person: Screw you. It’s a shame white people can’t take a joke as well as they take other people’s land.

Jul

Star Sign

By Das21

in Surreal Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+13 -30

My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really…

She was killed by an angry goat.

Mar

Stephen Hawking

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+27 -44

World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.