Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

So Big Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+4 -21

I’m so big instead of being circumcised I was actually circumnavigated.

Long-Term

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -23

I heard women find men in long-term relationships more attractive than men who are single so I’ve decided to move into a 1 bedroom apartment with my mum.

Tuna

in Animal Jokes
+4 -21

Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

Star Sign

in Surreal Jokes
+13 -30

My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really…

She was killed by an angry goat.

Stephen Hawking

in Disabled Jokes
+27 -44

World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today after catching a virus. Microsoft have issued an apology for having bad security on Windows 10.

Doctor Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -29

Hi, is your dad a doctor??? because I prefer my kidnap victims to have rich parents.