Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!
Yo mama is so dumb she sucked a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.
Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.
Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?