Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!

Bus Money

in Yo Mama Jokes
+26 -63

Yo mama is so dumb she sucked a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.

Cow

in Political Jokes
+18 -55

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

Trump

in Political Jokes
+7 -44

Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -58

Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
A. Joobs.

Many Times

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -62

Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
A. 69