Just opened my kitchen cupboard and loads of Omega 3 vitamin containers fell on my head.
It’s OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
Yo mama is so fat her doctor couldn’t find her ass.
Why do people celebrate Jesus going to heaven? Once you reach your 30s the last thing you want is to move back with your parents.
Just had a great idea to create an app for unemployed people called Poke-Job. You just have to walk to the nearest unemployment office and try to catch a Jobisaur or a Careerichu.
Hi I’m gay, can I touch your boobs?
Yo mama is so fat her nickname is ‘lardo’.