I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.
Dwarf shortage.
You’ve got a great ass and I’ve got 2 hands. We were made for each other.
Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.
Apparently the word ‘IKEA’ is Swedish for ‘f*ck’, explains a lot.
Bald Man: Hi babe, would you like to go for a drink sometime? Woman: No.. you’re an ugly bald c*nt!!! Bald Man: I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.