Iron Man is a superhero.
Iron Woman is a command.
My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.
How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.
When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.
I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”
Kinky b*tch.
I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.