I slept with a woman against her will last night and she kept yelling, “Please, think of my children!”
Kinky b*tch.
I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.
Why did the black man cross the road?
To get away from the cops.
I can never remember if its spelt laying or lying. Anyway I just hit an old woman with my car and she’s doing that in a car-park at the moment.
Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.
Dwarf shortage.