Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

Argument

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+77 -93

The following argument took place between a black person and a white person.

White Person: What’s your problem assh*le? It’s a shame black people can’t take a take a joke as well as they take old ladies handbags.
Black Person: Screw you. It’s a shame white people can’t take a joke as well as they take other people’s land.

May

Ghosts

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+24 -40

I’ll never forget my 1st week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.

Jul

Clear Your Debts

By Dave

in General Jokes

+14 -30

Just found a website that will help you clear your debts with just one easy payment. Just go to www.buyashotgun.com

Dec

xmas decorations

By sandy

in Religious Jokes

+13 -29

I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.

Dec

Sleep

By Stv222

in Disabled Jokes

+10 -26

One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.

Jun

Japanese Rice

By TimTi

in Racist Jokes

+51 -67

What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?

Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)