Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Police officer

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -30

What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??

Kuntstubble.

Carrot Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -33

Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.

Hand Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -21

Wow your hand looks really heavy.

Would you like me to hold it for you?

Prison

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -25

Guy: When does your dad get out of prison?
Girl: He’s not in prison.
Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.

T-Shirt Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -46

Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Golf

in Sports Jokes
+5 -21

Played golf earlier today after taking LSD, it was crazy!!