What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??
Kuntstubble.
Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.
Wow your hand looks really heavy.
Would you like me to hold it for you?
Guy: When does your dad get out of prison? Girl: He’s not in prison. Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.
Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Played golf earlier today after taking LSD, it was crazy!!