Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Magician

in General Jokes
+6 -34

Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
A. Ian

German Board Games

in Racist Jokes
+47 -75

Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?

A: Nazi !!!

Chinese Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -40

I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.

Left Arm

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -52

I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.

concept of ridicule

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -38

Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.

Klu Klux Blaine

in Racist Jokes
+20 -49

And for his next magic trick Ku Klux Blaine will submerge 20 black people in tank of water for 7 days.