Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?
A: Nazi !!!
I’m not Chinese but I can still eat your pussi.
I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.
Why did the concept of ridicule cross the road? To get to the other side.
And for his next magic trick Ku Klux Blaine will submerge 20 black people in tank of water for 7 days.