Last night my wife asked me to treat her like a princess so I bought her a Mercedes and drove her into a wall.
First rule of Thesaurus Club…
You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
Just got a pizza delivered and they forgot to put mozzarella on it. I’m really cheesed off.
Why’d the Toilet Tissue Get an Education Award? For It’s No “Skids” left behind program
Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk
My doctor said that I should watch what I eat so I’ve decided to go to the Grand-National!