Just wanted to know…. Do you prefer white or brown bread for your toast in the morning?
Yo mama is so dirty the only words her pet parrot can say is “In my ass, in my ass”!
Q. What’s the difference between a pig and a fox? A. About 5 pints.
Cant believe how many boarded up windows my local town center has nowadays. Windows cleaners have started replacing their sponges with sanders.
Q. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? A. It had a nosebleed.
I used to have a job working in an electric kettle factory. I was in my element.