Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”
Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!
Yo mama is so dumb she sucked a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.
Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.
Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.
Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.