Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Blue Whale

in Yo Mama Jokes
+21 -57

Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -53

Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!

Bus Money

in Yo Mama Jokes
+26 -63

Yo mama is so dumb she sucked a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.

Cow

in Political Jokes
+18 -55

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

White People

in Racist Jokes
+15 -52

Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.

Trump

in Political Jokes
+7 -44

Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.