I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Your mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mum’s so fat that when she steped on the scales it said 1 at a time please
I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply. I guess old habits die hard.
Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder. He got put into a concentration camp.