Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Symptoms

in General Jokes
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I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.

He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”

I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”

Homeless Girl

in General Jokes
+160 -72

I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Car

in Yo Mama Jokes
+170 -83

Your mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!

Fat Scales

in Yo Mama Jokes
+175 -88

Yo mum’s so fat that when she steped on the scales it said 1 at a time please

German Plumber

in Racist Jokes
+136 -50

I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.

Attention Deficit Disorder

in Racist Jokes
+226 -141

Did you hear about the Jew who had attention deficit disorder.
He got put into a concentration camp.