Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Job Interview

in General Jokes
+130 -37

Boss: What’s your biggest weakness?
Me: Honesty.
Boss: I don’t consider that a weakness.
Me: I don’t give a f*ck what you think.

Children’s Charity

in General Jokes
+142 -49

A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water.

Child Abuse

in Dirty Jokes
+158 -65

Can’t believe my website which teaches children how to play guitar has now been blocked by Google and removed from the search results to prevent child abuse… On reflection maybe naming my website fingeringkids.com was a bad idea.

Blind Girl

in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+276 -184

I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.

German Food

in Racist Jokes
+158 -67

Q. Why do Jews hate German food?

A. It gives them gas!

Coldest Winter

in Political Jokes
+147 -57

This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.